Demence - Blizzard Forum - Jak sundat nooba (AJ)

• Wrent
• 14.09.2009
• Zábava

Vše začalo tím, že nějaký borec napsal do fóra o mágovy tento post:

I OWN FIRE MAGES MWAHAHAHAHA
Dont believe ask Zombe

A následovala odpoveď od druhého borce, který už na něj měl asi delší dobu agresi.

Dear:

• Moron
• Loser
• Ganker
• 12 Year Old
• Twink
• Troll
• Nerfherder
• l337 d00d
• Whiner
• Fruit of the Stupid Tree
• Other

You are being flamed because:

• You forgot to search. This is in the common suggestions thread and still posted too many times a day to anything else with you.
• You posted a "Nerf Warlocks!" thread.
• You posted a "Buff Warlocks!" thread.
• You posted a "Nerf Shaman!" thread.
• You posted a "Buff Shaman!" thread.
• You posted a "Class is Overpowered" thread.
• You need to lean to play your class.
• You need to learn to play the game.
• You have no concept of class balance.
• You're just an idiot.
• You posted a Omg-i-got-ganked thread.
• Your model brain is defective, leave until you have one that works.
• You have an unhealthy fixation on horses.
• You lost a fight to my class and came here to cry about it.
• Someone told you my class was easy to beat, you found out otherwise, and now you're complaining.
• You posted a total lack of understanding about my class .
• You posted a total lack of understanding about your class.
• You don't know which forum to post in.
• You made a ridiculous claim.
• I don't like your tone of voice.
• You fell from "the tree."
• You posted false information.
• You just plain suck.
• YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS.
• You are not civilized enough to post in these forums.
• Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
• Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacingcommasandperiods.
• You are too stupid to argue with.
• You are extraordinarily bad at [detecting ()/posting ()] sarcasm.

In punishment, you must:

• Play a Holy paladin to level 60.
• /delete yourself
• Suffer at least three nerfs.
• Play a FULL demon spec Warlock to 60.
• Drink out of a spitoon.
• Fetch me a shrubbery.
• Help defeat MCP.
• Go aggro the murloc.
• Apologize to everybody on this forum.
• Get to 60
• Make some Banana Bread.
• All of the above.

In closing, I'd like to say:

• Stop stinking up the gene pool.
• Get a life.
• Never post again.
• I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.
• STFU.
• Learn to post
• All of the above
• No one Cares

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